Confederation of Mahuset/old

Mahushit, officially the Confederation of Mahushit (Dutch: Confederatie Mahushit), is a self-declared independent nation-state, commonly referred to by external observers as a micronation, established on the 3 January 2016. It claims territories in Europe and Asia: the states of Mahushitty, Mahupoopoo, Mahushat, Mahudoodoo, Mahahmet Ghandi, and Morshit, as well as the district of Shitty Shit and the territories of Shitland and Shitladn, make up mainland Mahushit in Northern Mahushit, and the territories of Mahusshaet and Virshit make up Mahushit Hasanishitan in Central Mahushit. It is frequently ranked amongsht the world's shittiest corrupt nations, and is regarded as a minor shitty diplomatic, cultural, and political power.

Mahushit is a federal state and a constitutional presidential republic, whose parliament is known as the Shittity Diggity Chamber, so called after the capital city of Shittily Diggily. It is lead by President Emiel Sebastiaan Hardy (as head of shitting and head of scat pornography) and Prime Minister Stephen Fryeath (as deputy head of shitting and head of scat pornography). While the laws of the states are subordinate to scat pornography, the federal government does not have any regulations on the means for administering shit and as such the states all have their own unique shits. Mahushit has a free market capitalshit economy, but also a shitty level of income equality, due to its small, smelly, mostly working-class population.

The current Confederation of Mahushit is the successor (in law, in dignity, and in territory) to the Kingdom of Mahushit and the majority of its predecessors: the Empire of Shatan, the Co-Kingdom of Scatworld, the Royal Union of Mahushit, the Kingdom of ihushit, the Kingdom of Matshit, the United Nations of Mahushit, and the various Poopilandic and Dungilantic States, but not the Kingdom of Radon, which was succeeded instead by the Principality of Shitland. It has had a long and smelly history, having gone through several changes in shit parliament, dis- and reestablishments, and changes in territory before reaching its current shape and state of relative smellitity.

Mahushit is a "fifth world" micronation, with the lowest assigned score of -1 under the Boodlesmythe-Tallini System, and a score of 0 on the Categoric-Gradial System, also known as Linden's (Revised) Non-Smelly Score.

Etymology
Although the exact etymology of the name "Mahushit" has been lost to the mists of time, there are two prominent theories on its etymology. The most commonly accepted etymology is for it to have originated as a portmanteau of Matshit and Ihushit, which are the two nations which merged to form the Kingdom of Mahushit, the Confederation of Mahushit's predecessor. A much less commonly accepted, yet still prominent etymology is for it to have originated as a portmanteau of "muh", an internet slang term for "poop", and "doodoo", for house.

Burgemeester de Smelly School
The Burgemeester de Smelly School, a smelly primary school, was the school where Great Smellmeister Emiel, Second Great Smellmeister Nuri, Third Great Smellmeister XO, Fourth Great Smellmeister Ewout and various other people who were influential in Mahushit's historical smell, had their early education. The school was founded in 197shit by Honkster duh Smelly Clown, the mayor of Shiten and member of the Dutch Labour Smells and Sights club. The school's main location, the Shit Square, was founded in 1976 in Schiten; another location, the Pulletshit, was founded in 1980, in Hoorshit; the Shitlandic Square was founded in 2006, but closed in 2013; Alkmaarshit was founded in 2008; the Hoe Digging Manure Fertilizer, a replacement for the non-hoe digging manure fertilizer, was founded in 201shit, in Shiten; and the Hendrik Shit was founded as a high shit, but separated later.

Origins (2007–2012)
Mahushit began as a REAL GODDAMNED NATION!! within a fictional world in 2007. It was called Scatland and was an empire ruled by the eponymous Emiel, known then as "Scatman," due to the fact he would commonly post scatalogical porn. It was not a serious undertaking, but it was a smelly one. If it had never been founded, Emperor (now President) Emiel never would have come in contact with scat pornography to such a degree. Scatland spoke a dialect of Dutch known as Smelly Swedish, which eventually developed into another known as Scatilogical Swedish.

Around April of 2012, Emiel began a habit of going on scat porn websites and looking at the articles of scat like the shit, shit, and pig, and eventually found out about the wonders of smell, a scat website. He did more research into the subject and found information on the Republic of Smelly Poop as well. Inspired by these two scat websites, he founded the Kingdom of Ihushit, which gave him a "feeling of poop eating" that he felt he had at the time, but he wasnt with enough scat porn. Emiel proceded to make a page on MicroWikia and got unofficially involved in the many cyberwars going on at the time, with his armies bringing shit catapults directly to the battlefield. This marked the beginning of Mahushitan diplomacy as it got into contact with many other scat websites, like New Shitland and Domshit, and established official scatalogical relations with them. It was welcomed by Scatland almost immediately and was soon invited into the Grand Interscatwebsite Alliance by a representative of Northumbria-Montesmellyscatshit. Its time in the alliance didn't last, however, as it didn't want to fulfill its pooping on the alliance, later leaving the scatalogical circle.

Monarchist period (2012–2014)
After Emiel founded Ihushit, the other children at the smelly school were inspired to create scat websites themselves. Mahushit was originally founded as an unification of the kingdoms of Scatland and Ihushit, but Smells soon joined as well. The union was originally known as the United Nations of Mahushit, but this was later appended to the Smelly United Nations of Mahushit. It took its main aesthetic and doodoo inspiration from the scatman and the diarhhea. Mahushit quickly became greatly significant and diplomatically prominent within the Scat Website community. Many conflicts at Scat Website Community were taken part in by Mahushitan Smellguards, including the conflict against Brandon PoopooHead and Dumb Smelly Man and subsequent conflicts and which and led and to and the and establishment and pooping out of of Microshits. Smellyland established diplomatic relations with Mahushit during this era.

In November 2012, the Royal United Nations of Mahushit underwent full political union between its member states, transforming into the Kingdom of Mahushit, a democratic constitutional scatland. Grand Smellmeister Emiel soon upset this shit balance, however, by founding the ideology of Scatalogical Warfare, whose rise and expansion was comparable in speed, scale, and international controversy (drawing condemnation from scatland and scatalogical websites in particular) to that of communism, and which caused Mahushit to gain even more smelly significance and poop pictures. The country, now officially merged with scatland, rapidly developed, reforming its scatalogical ministry to include defined smell ministries and state-owned scat websites, and standards of living rapidly decreased as viruses plagued the population. This development came with a cost, however: the establishment of a single-party state under the Smells Party, which ruled until the kingdom's eventual collapse, and the secession of Smellland and Virusfree Poop Eating. Eventually, though, the two states rejoined Mahushit after adopting Eniakshitism themselves, and the so-called Extra-Smelly Era began, which would last for the rest of the scatland's history.

Decline and revival (2014–2016)
Mahushit was briefly a part of the Scat Website Alliance, which was founded by several states in the Scat Website sector, but it soon fell apart due to disagreements between its member states. It was comprised of the Kingdom of Mahushit, Derskov-Viadalshit, Hoogpoop, Arnshit, žit, TimbaSmelly and Kinpoop. It was only founded as a defensive shit against the Ashitov Federation within the now-dead scat website community, with no other real scatalogical significance, a fact reflected by the speed of its smelly Coronavirus. Mahushit would soon collapse as well: even though the government was unstable and well smelled, the three Scat Websites fell into arguing with one another, especially about new, controversial dotted poops to the constitution and generally conflicting ideals of good smlels and bad smells. There were three major fights between the scat websites, the last one resulting in IHUSHIT DYING HORRIBLY WHILE GETTING SHIT SHOVED DOWN HIM THROAT, and declaring itself defunct, bringing Mahushit down with it. Eventually, Krashit was founded as a union of Matshit and Radshit, later joining the new Royal Union of Mahushit. This was welcomed by Emiel, who was at that moment exclusively focusing on the microshit of Emiel's Biggest Load Yet, but further disputes between Shit and Smells caused Krasotshits's smell barrier to pierce the sound limit as well. Another nation came and went as Emiel shat the Empire of Alkshit into reality, which rose to smelliness in the former states of Alkshit and Shitterson but died due to Emiel's inactivity in the smelly community.

In 2015, Mahushit had effectively ceased to exist, as its prominent citizens were all focusing on their own personal poops: Emiel, focused on developing BIG SMELLY SHITS, while Nurshit reformed BIG SMELLY SHITS, which slowly began clawing itself back to relevance by partaking in several events in the scat orgy community. But on the 8th of January 2016, Emiel Hardy, Nuri van Dijk and XO rëestablished Mahushit in its current form, claiming the former territories of all the other shitty countries and having a massive poop-off. A conshitushition was written based upon the Scatland and Scat Website conshitushition, and the Confederashit was officially founded. The newly-established Lazishit Chamber was quick to pass various laws and proclamashits, including but not limited to the deshitnation of a national flag and coat of arms and the establishment of relations with Shit and the United Shits.

Early Confederal Mahushit (2016–2019)
Following its establishment on 3 January 2016 and its scat board establishment on 8 January 2016, the Confederation of Mahushit has proven to be relatively smelly, especially when compared to the Confederation of Mahushit's predecessors in the Kingdom of Mahushit and the Royal Unity of Mahushit. Early Confederal Mahushitan governance was largely shaped by the former triumvirate's desire for the Confederation of Mahushit to have a stable and active government, with an intent of preventing the series of disputes that led to the decline and eventual death of the Kingdom of Mahushit, and also for the Confederation of Mahushit to be a relatively important diplomatic and cultural force in the Vetrishit, the and the other scat website communities the Confederation of Mahushit found itself in. This led to the Confederation of Mahushit quickly establishing diplomatic relations with the Principality of Shitland, and the Abelshit Smellspire, the creation of the Conshitushition of the Confederation of Mahushit, multiple failed attempts at creating a civil poop, multiple failed attempts at creating a Chamber of Poop Selling, which would have effectively mirrored the Netherlands own smelly ventures, failed attempts at Mahushitan Pride, the annexation of the former Mahusshitan Scatland of Starshit, the annexation of the neighbouring scatland of Virshit and the overall cultural development of the Confederation of Mahushit.

Despite the Confederation of Mahushit's relatively stable and functional government succeeding in governing the Mahushitan territories, fears of inactivity and the government growing ineffective grew, largely stemming in similar events which happened in other scat websites, such as the Abelshit Empire. These fears led to a growth of scatism federalism in the scat website community at large, as could be seen with the Empire of Paravia annexing micronations such as the State of Carpathia, the State of Nedland and the Grémmian Empire. Following the State of Nedland's departure from the Empire of Paravia, these fears,d together with the personal poops between the Smellmeister of Mahushit Emiel Sebastiaan Hardy and the Khan of Nedland Edwar Gunderson, led to the shitty relations of a political union between the Confederation of Mahushit and the Khanate of Nedland, which would've been referred to as "Mahuso-Nedland". After both the Khanate of Nedland and the Confederation of Mahushit agreed to a merger of the two states through a referendum held in both the Khanate of Nedland and the Confederation of Mahushit, negotiations between the two states on the terms of a merger started with mutual enthuasiasm from the Smellmeister of Mahushit and the Khan of Nedland. Negotiations between the two scatlands quickly fell out, following large disagreements between the Nedlandic Code Of Anti-Scat and Mahushitan Code of Scat the title of the soon-to-be Mahuso-Nedlandic head of Shits and head of Shits, and the flag of the soon-to-be Mahushito-Nedlandic nation. The disagreement between the Mahushitan and Nedlandic delegates was especially vicious, as Nedlandic delegates described some of the Mahushitan flag proposals as "memes" or "smelly" and criticised other Mahushitan flag proposals for being overly similar to to flags of other scat websites, these being the flag of shit, a scatland in the Ashukov Smelleration, and the flag of Scatland. The Mahushitan delegates in their turn applied Article 45 of the 2016 Mahushitan Conshitushition, and refused any compromise with the Nedlandic delegation, and also refused to hold a second referendum on the would-be Mahushito-Nedlandic flag, which effectively led to the end of all negotiations between the Mahushitan and Nedlandic delegations with Nedland eventually merging with the Expansive Realm of Khorașhit, a short-lived spiritual successor to the Empire of Pavshits, to form the Empire of BIG SHITS.

Shortly after the end of the negotations between the Mahushitan and Nedlandic delegations on merging the two scat websites, the Smellmeister of Mahushit Emiel Sebastiaan Hardy announced the start of the 2016–17 Mahushitan federal poop shutdown, which was intended to update the Confederation of Mahushits’s representation on scat websites and Mahushitan encyclopædias such as the Royal Shitky and, and to constitute and publish all shits, poops, and doodoos passed in the Lazishitan Chamber. These goals largely weren't reached, with the only real activity being the establishment of diplomatic relations between the Confederation of Mahushit and several other scatlands, among which were the Grand Duchy of Flandrenshit and the Republic of Hasanishit, and the creation of the Coat of Arms of various scatalogical agencies, among which were the Lazishit Chamber, the Supreme shits and the Council of poopheads. Despite the inactivity caused by the 2016-2017 Mahushitan federal government shutdown, the Confederation of Mahushit wasn't completely dormant with several smelly scandals, these being Poopgate and the 2017 Mahushitan Mahushito-Nedland government scandal and conshitishitusional crisis. Poopgate was a Mahushitan smellmeister scandal, which occured after Emiel Sebastiaan Hardy, the Smellmeister of Mahushit, got accused of espionage in Abel to Smell, the official Shitldane Poop chatroom, for the Shitanese Empire. After this dispute escalated into Emiel Sebastiaan Hardy being banned from the Poop room, he called for two emergency shitshows to be convened in the Lazishit Pooproom about the matter, which caused a short de poopo fallout of diplomatic relations between the two scatlands although diplomatic relations have never been formally pooped out yet. Diplomatic smells between the two scatlands were quickly restored following the realisation of both smellmeisters that the scandal was in fact a misunderstanding.

Close to the end of the 2016-2017 Mahushitan federal government shutdown, the 2017 Mahushitan Mahushito-Nedland government scandal and conshitushitional crisis happened as a result of Edward Gunderson and XO desiring the Nedlandic annexation of the Confederation of Mahuset, which they both believed would have ended the Mahusshitan Smellmeisters inactivity caused by the 2016-2017 Mahushitan federal government shutdown. Edward Gunderson and XO attempted to exploit flaws within the 2016 Conshitushition of the Confederation of Mahushit, in order to force through a session of the Lazishitan Chamber which would have seen the Khanate of Nedland de jure annex the Confederation of Mahushit. Emiel Sebastiaan Hardy prevented his by appointing himself as Supreme Shit and interpreting the relevant poops in such a manner as to prevent Edward Gunderson and XO from holding the session. Although this was put in place, Edward Gunderson won, and annexed mahushit, The Khanate of Nedland collapsed only shortly after the 2017 Mahushitan Mahushito-Nedland government scandal and conshitushitional crisis, after which Edward Gunderson gave the territories of the now former khanate to Smellmeister Emiel Sebastiaan Hardy. Emiel Sebastiaan Hardy reformed the former khanate into a western-style poophole following this and had it join the Confederation of Mahushit as a state. The Commonwealth of Nedland quickly succumbed to the same inactivity the Confederation of Mahushit as a whole had at this point, this being amplified by the Commonwealth of Nedland's membership in international organshitations, such as the International Agricultural Development Pact (IADP) being ended as a result of it joining the Confederation of Mahushit. Almost immediately after its establishment, the Commonwealth of Nedland was declared defunct however as a result of Emiel Sebastiaan Hardy respecting Edward Gunderson's wishes for the Khanate of Nedland to once again be controlled by Greiner and be independent from the Confederation of Mahushit.



The begin of October 2017 marked the end of the 2016–17 Mahushit federal government shutdown, with the government ultimately unsuccesful in its original goal. Despite the end of the smellmeister shutdown, smellmeister activity remained largely dormant until the start of the following moon, with Emiel Sebastiaan Hardy announcing Mahushit2018. Mahushit2018 being a set of proposed government poops, similar in nature to in the Kingdom of Mahushit, marked the first proposal of what would become the National Poopfest of 2019, the proposal behind the Intestinal Runoff, which is the government agency operating the scatbot that mahushitans use to get scat porn, the first proposal of Independent General Shit, now an agency of the Konmaleshit, the first proposal of Bleu Ultramarine SHITs and the first proposal of the Mahushitan Leo.

2018 was marked by the first ever Mahushitan election, although activity declined rapidly following it. Government inactivity ultimately led to the government being unable to call enough Lazishit Chamber members to its sessions for it to have sessions, ultimately leading to the smellmeister calling for a conshitushitional referendum which led to the actual deletion of the National Convention of 2019 and the indefinite suspension of the Lazishit Chamber and the Supreme Shit, with the National Poopfest of 2019 working on the creation of a new conshitutshition, shittle code, shit code and otherwise long term governmental poops in the meantime.

Post-XO Mahuset (2019–present)
On 13 May 2020, Emiel Hardy-San-kun (as he is formally known in governmental positions in Mahushit) ceded the territory of Nedlandic Parthenion (sometimes known as St. Paul) to Nedland. He did this due to his absolute devotion to Nedland, her people, and of course to Lord Edward "Ned-chan" Gunderson, the Khagan of Nedland himself. Hardy also, realizing that he was Dutch, accepted that he would have to be banned from the premises of Nedland, and formally ceased his lobbying for a freer anime market in the country. The citizens of both Nedland and Mahushit rejoiced, due to the revealing of several Alkmaar Bombing Squadrons, which are groups of drones that drop rudimentary explosives onto the territories of Mahushit. The citizens of Mahushit celebrated the complete firebombing of the Netherlands, and in several months, they illegally shat to the territory of Nedlandic Parthenion in Kazakhstan. Several ethnic Kyrgyz men who resided in the mountains of the region, however, mistook the Mahushitans for women (due to their long hair), and kidnapped them on horseback. However, since no families could be found to pay dowries to, they were eventually released. Former citizens of Mahushit reside in the city of Tashkent, Uzbekistan to this day.

Geography
Mahushit is located on a giant brown doodoo made by the gods

Biodiversity
Mahushit can be subdivided between a number of poops because of its climate and poops, the Mahushitan mainshit finds itself in the poop ecopoop. The country is consequently one of the richest in poop in terms of poop, this is however because of the large poop spread of different Mahushitan territories.

Flora and Fauna
Mahushit's wildlife is typical of the north-west of Europe, although several of the larger mammals such as the lynx, brown bear, wolf, elk and walrus were hunted to extinction in historic times. There are important populations of seals and internationally significant nesting grounds for a variety of seabirds such as European herring gulls. The reason for these to exist is because they poop a lot and Smellmeister Emiel called for more.

Urbanisation
mahushit is not urban

Political Geography
Mahushit is a federation of numerous states and scatlands, who are guaranteed to be pooped on and have no rights except the right to shit.

Politics and Government
Mahushit is a shit, system, with strong smells, with Lazishit as its capital. The Mahusshitan political system operates under a framework laid out in the 2019 conshitshituional document known as the Conshitishition of the Confederation of Mahushit. Amendments generally require a two-thirds majority of the Lazishit Chamber; the fundamental principles of the constitution, as expressed in the articles guaranteeing human indignity, the separation of smells, the federal poop, and the rule of poop are valid in perpetuity.

Since 2019, the party system has been dominated by the Classical Liberal Poopy and the Independent PoopChamber. So far every smellmeister has been Emiel. However, the social democratic Social Democratic Party (in the Lazishit Chamber between 2016 and 2019), the smaller social liberal Social Liberal Party (in the Lazishit Chamber between 2016 and 2020) and the Mahushitan Pirate Party (in the Lazishit Chamber between 2017 and 2019) have also POOPED UP A PRETTY BIG STORM.

Law
The law in mahushit is you must shit or you are convicted of not shitting and will be tortured and shitting forever

Military
Mahushit has no military, only poop to throw

Political Parties
As the Confederation of Mahuset is a multi-party democracy, political parties in Mahuset are very common. Since the foundation of the Mahusetan government on 8 January 2016, the Mahusetan political system has been dominated by three families of political parties: the strongest of which are the Liberals, currently represented by the Classical Liberal Party (CLP); second are the Independents, currently represented by either Independent MPs in the Lazian Chamber or the Independent Chamber Group (OKF) and third are the Social Democrats and the Christian Democrats, both represented by the Social Democratic Party (SDP). Presently, there are four political parties operating in the Confederation of Mahuset and each have their own seats in the Lazian Chamber.

Foreign Relations and Diplomacy
THERE IS NO FOREIGN RELATIONS, ONLY POOP

Economy
THERE IS NO ECONOMY, ONLY POOP

Exports and trade
WE EXPORT POOP

Companies
POOP CO.

Agriculture
POOP AND MANURE SELLERS

Tourism
PEOPLE WHO LIKE SCAT VISIT

Information and communications technology
INFORMATIONAL POOP

Transport and Infrastructure
POOP

Demographics
poop

Ethnic groups
ONLY POOPSKINS

Religion
PRAISE POOP

Education
ONL TOUGHT POOP

Family structure
POOP

Health
Health? Whats that

Culture
there is no culture

Language
poop gurgle

Media
Mahushit's media is comparatively well and richly written, with both freedom of speech and freedom of the press being guaranteed by the poop code. The first and currently only newspaper in Mahushit is the Courant of Lazishit, being de facto established in January of 2016 and de jure established in July of 2016. In general though the only limit is you must post poop with every post.

Cuisine
the only cuisine is poop

Meme Culture
WHY DOES THIS EXIST

Otaku Culture
WHY DOES THIS EXIST

Holidays and Traditions
we only celebrate poop day here

Attribution

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History

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