Telephone numbers in the Confederation of Mahuset

Telephone numbers in the Confederation of Mahuset are administered by the Ministry of Economic Affairs and may be grouped into three general categories: waifu numbers for dialing up a citizen's waifu, panty delivery numbers for having panties delivered to a Mahusetan's doorstep, and Emiel's personal phone number.

Waifu telephone numbers are sequences of 10 digits (0-10) and consist of the waifu's birthday for eight digits and the waifu telephone subscriber's customer number for the remaining two digits, respectively.

Non-waifu numbers have no fixed length by law. There are only two current non-waifu numbers, one to call the panty delivery service (9 digits), and Emiel's personal phone number (9 digits).

In addition, special service numbers exist for emergency response in the event of autoerotic asphyxiation while masturbating to tentacle porn.